The ark begins a new chapter in its existence whilst Yahweh gives impassioned speeches and King Solomon dabbles with fridge magnet poetry. ChatGPT writes a proverb about podcasting, and two new patrons are welcomed to the congregation!
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Solomon's time to shine is upon us, beginning with a favored pastime of pitching tents and 1000 mic drops.
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Before we can start dreaming about our upcoming Hot Christ Summer, we need to wrap up 1st Chronicles. King David gives his farewell address and hands over the oh-so important plans for the temple porch to Solomon.
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Be prepared to drink for repetition, for the penultimate chapter of 1st Chronicles contains a painful number of names. Out of suffering, great ideas are born, like DBS genealogy chart with stickers.
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When faced with a choice of punishment for conducting a census, David picks 3 days of pestilence. Meanwhile, he's raising the tender nugget, Solomon, who will build Yahweh's house.
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A puppet-government is formed and the fans are catered to too, with more details in the Kings reboot. David and Yahweh bicker. Perhaps Yahweh is feeling insecure about his deity-hood?
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Amidst the genealogy Yahweh makes things go boom, wives get made, and an epic party is thrown. While David is sleeping it off, we transition to a lascivious bit of Proverbs about sin and bones.
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We're diving right in to the action this episode with bloody fights and Saul falling on his sword. David decides to pour one out for Yahweh and appoint band captains, and someone is counting a lot of people.
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We're keeping lineage interesting this week by featuring some of our listeners' fictional charities in between chapters and donating $1 for every name we read to the Ali Forney Center. Please visit https://www.aliforneycenter.org/ for more information!
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For our last episode of 2022 we're entering the high stakes world of Chronicles, which begins with a long list of sons, kings, and sometimes a lady.
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We're closing the book on closing a book for a while, wrapping up with now Governor Nehemiah throwing a parade.
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Ecstatic expressions of transcendental feelings might lead to floating bread rolls, curses, and the desire for pure blood lines.
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Tune in for lessons on how to stop someone from building a wall, and avoid calamity by heeding a warning against rejecting wisdom.
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Nehemiah, the hustling and secretive cup bearer, wins the King's blessing to oversee the rebuilding of Jerusalem's walls.
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Ezra, the priest, the scholar, the scribe, finally makes an appearance in his own book!
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Is being exposed in shame the same thing as showing confusion of the face? Tune in to find out!
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Poop joke opportunities are never lost, someone will take the one you missed.
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His loving kindness endures forever, or so they say...
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Join us for adventures in pronunciation!
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The end of Esther turns away from family-friendly territory.
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