Before we can start dreaming about our upcoming Hot Christ Summer, we need to wrap up 1st Chronicles. King David gives his farewell address and hands over the oh-so important plans for the temple porch to Solomon.
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When faced with a choice of punishment for conducting a census, David picks 3 days of pestilence. Meanwhile, he's raising the tender nugget, Solomon, who will build Yahweh's house.
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A puppet-government is formed and the fans are catered to too, with more details in the Kings reboot. David and Yahweh bicker. Perhaps Yahweh is feeling insecure about his deity-hood?
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Amidst the genealogy Yahweh makes things go boom, wives get made, and an epic party is thrown. While David is sleeping it off, we transition to a lascivious bit of Proverbs about sin and bones.
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We're diving right in to the action this episode with bloody fights and Saul falling on his sword. David decides to pour one out for Yahweh and appoint band captains, and someone is counting a lot of people.
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