Things turn unexpectedly kinky when the dragon is cast into the abyss. Then God moves into the neighborhood, putting an end to moaning, crying, and dying! We're given our last sheet of Ikea instructions for a bedazzled heaven and are left wondering — are we supposed to feel good about this?

We kick off our penultimate episode of the series (!!!!) with a Rock-a-Clock followed by unclean and hateful birds. Death, mourning, and famine descend upon Babylon. Our newest products, Wheatie Besties and Oat Besties, will be on shelves soon!

The Chippendales welcome seven new angels to their ranks! They walk on a sea of fire and glass, hotbox in the temple, and inflict their rad powers on the earth. Drunk on blood, an exceedingly severe plague of hail is unleashed, and riddles leave us wondering who we're meant to be rooting for?

The mark of the beast has finally been revealed, along with an army of singing incels, and Jesus' Pokemon evolution! Garbage grapes are being turned into wine, perhaps to fill the Chalice of Anger, and a dragon tries to swallow a baby.

Woe, woe, woe! The seven trumpets sound, things are thrown to the earth, and the locust, with the power of scorpions, select victims to torture for five months. Instead of eating it up, we're looking for a side door out of this nightmare fuel of a book.