The Gospels and John come to an end with an empty tomb and a fishing trip. Will the identity of Jesus' favorite finally be revealed?
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The contradictions continue and the details we thought we knew never show up on the page in the penultimate episode of John. Ears are cut off, The Pavement is visited, and Pilot is poked and prodded into action.
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We're back to co-opting women's labor pain to explain how difficult it is to be a man, meanwhile Jesus is offering God concierge services. Feeling let down by recent chapters, we explore some of the differences between John and the Synoptic Gospels.
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Despondent, Mary cries to Jesus wishing he had come in time to heal her brother. Grateful for the opportunity to show off, Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead. Meanwhile, we learned Judas might be stealing and how to groan in the spirit.
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Jesus astonishes the people with his ability to read and uncanny hearing, while also angering them with his teachings and comebacks.
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The book of John continues to delight us with new content and bolder, more polarizing Jesus! Porches make their New Testament debut, mats are carried on the wrong day, and some of the disciples run away.
Join us as we explore the events of Easter weekend, teach Emily to count fence posts, and enjoy sassy Jesus' nonsensical answers. There's pondering to be done about who wrote John and when, who baptized who, and if Eugene's metaphors add to the story.
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The Book of John (not that John) jumps right into the action with new origin stories, Jesus' first public miracle, and the redemption of garbage grapes. Culty communes are formed, and a big budget revival begins.
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Our hearts and minds are enraptured by the twists and embellishments upon old stories in today's reading. Jesus goes camping, swords are procured, and it turns out the Holy Grail might have actually been a bong!
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A skill-less manager goes from being unable to dig to being an oil and wheat tycoon. Meanwhile, Jesus confuses the disciples and us. Is it time for him to take a break?
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This week's chapters are full of riddles on riddles, lessons, and unfamiliar content. Tyndale's use of middle English sends us to the search engines, while Jesus fan fiction and the best way to negotiate for canaries is discussed.
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Lord of the Sabbath, enraging healer, and bad capitalist, is on his way to being our favorite Jesus yet.
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The lessons we've heard before hit a bit differently this week as Jesus takes his holiness to the next level. Broken nets and almost sunk boats lead to one of the largest catches of the disciples' lives.
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Get your drinks ready, we're going back to the beginning with a drinking game worthy lineage and the earliest mention of Pontius Pilate. After narrowly evading being thrown off a cliff, Jesus decides to keep his divinity quiet.
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After a seemingly unending run-on sentence, the opening chapters of Luke provide insight into the conceptions of John the Baptist and Jesus. We get a glimpse of Jesus as a child, and find ourselves wondering, what is a manger?
Read MoreThe second book of the New Testament comes to a close, in person, with trick questions, dusty feet, and emotional support animals.
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The masses are manipulated into crying for the death of Jesus, now mocked as the King of the Jews. The final chapters of Mark leave us wanting to know more about the origins of the wine-soaked sponge and if Yahweh is super cut?
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As the end of his life draws near, Jesus' tone and tune change, reminding his disciples of the prophecy currently being fulfilled. Ears and clothing are both lost as Jesus is arrested, bringing about the beginning of the end.
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A truly terrible story is followed by what might be a Biblical black widow and a glimpse of what marriage will be like in Heaven. Confusing logic puzzles aren't solved, and Emily braces herself for a lack of detail to come.
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We're kicking the show off with a Rock a Clock segment, followed by a possible new commandment, and a riveting discussion about worldly possessions and the economic system in Haven. Word salad Jesus turns down the budget Hemsworths offer while traveling the tourist track on just one virginal donkey.
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