So no one gets to see God's face, not even Moses without being destroyed? Epic! God also calls Moses out on breaking the first tablets that were made on Mount Sinai and makes a second set. We kind of get the impression that God is kind of acting like a single parent in which he plays multiple parenting roles for his children on earth. Whoa, deep! Also, for the record, this part of the Bible seems like total Déjà vu Groundhog day style. We've definitely heard a lot of this before but it clearly bares repeating since it's in the bible twice in Exodus.
Read MoreJust in case you still hadn't had enough plagues, Yahweh has a few left, including the biggest plague of all: Passover.
Read MoreMoses and Aaron enact God's epic punishments on Pharaoh and the Egyptians. Boils, Flies, Frogs, Blood Rivers, and much much more!
Read MoreThe burning bush is still speaking and whips out some disturbing magic tricks to prove it is Yahweh. From there, things go downhill for Moses and the Israelites.
Read MoreToday we get Moses' origin story! A prince of Egypt or a hebrew rebel? Maybe this burning bush will tell us something about it.
Read MoreAfter being reunited with his family, Joseph leverages the famine into a system of buying land and instating a nationwide tax. So modern!
Read MoreRachel has one last son before her death, bringing the total to 12. We begin the story of Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors!
Read MoreJacob becomes a genuine wrestle boy and is rewarded with a new name: Israel! He reunites with his brother and then his sons exact vengeance on their sister's rapist.
Read MoreToday Abraham win's the award for best dad... NOT! He's actually kinda scary. We also learn very clearly that Abraham bought a cave and then finds a wife for Isaac.
Read MoreToday we learn what happened to Soddom and Gomorrah and it's WAY more messed up than we expected! We also learn that Abraham and Sarah may be the first con-artist couple #relationshipgoals
Read MoreSarai gives her slave Hagar to Abram so he can have a son. An angel promises Hagar that her descendants will rule the world and then she gives birth to Ishmael. God changes Abram's name to Abraham and then tells him that all the men in his household need to be circumcized... because apparently God cares about that...
Read MoreWe're back to the breakneck speed of Genesis! Abram and Sarai go to Egypt and meet Pharoah, Lot and Abram split up their lands, Abram is a military badass and rescues Lot with his 318 trained men, and finally God makes a covenant with Abram.
Read MoreToday we finally reached the end of Job. God and Job both said their final words and Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar were given their final instructions. And we guess it all ended happily?
Read MoreGod finally speaks up and puts Job, Elihu, Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar in their place. In this penultimate episode of Job, we finally hear from God and it's.... confusing.
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